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Second Attempt
My first
Went so badly
Six horses died,
One explosively.
Bits of him
Flew through the air
Over open-mouthed
Spectators
Who had come for
A nice day out:
A hoof concussed
A retired nurse
A soccer mom
Choked on his spleen.
So, no - this rodeo
Ain’t my first
But that’s surely
Of limited comfort.
Thanks for reading! Not much time to write anything here - I’m off to Amsterdam to do a stand-up gig at mezrab and teach a workshop on comedy writing. I can only imagine this will be fun. If you live in Amsterdam, you could come.
Take care of yourselves,
John-Luke